The origins – Kalgoorlie, Australia

Day 1: Denpasar, Bali, Indonesia

Day 2: Fatty and one for the shudder bank – Situbondo, Indonesia

Day 2: The Defacement of Fatty’s House – Situbondo, Indonesia

Day 3: The Golden Ticket – Situbondo Police Station

Day 4-5: Suwarno – To Jakarta

Day 7: The Demon Masseuse – Jakarta

Day 14: A chilly reception – Singapore

Day 15: “It must be Sayang…” – Singapore

Day 17: “Do you like hiking?…” – to Ipoh

Day 18: “Ketamin, Opium cocaine…” – Ipoh, Malaysia

Day 18: Welcome to Thailand – Alor Setar, Malasia

Day 19: “Sick fashion…” – Sadao

Day 21: “Michael’s happy dance…” – to Ratchaburi

Day 22 – 23: “Chaos San Road…” – Bangkok

Day 34: “Jimmy the crack head…” – to Chaing Rai

Day 38: “Cock blocked…” – Jinghong”

Day 40: “The gooch scraper…” – Kunming

Day 41: “Fresh Prince of Huizé…” – Huizé, China

Day 45: “Funshine bear…” – Chengdu, China

Day 46: “No Panda?…” – Chengdu, China

Day 50: Deserted in the Gobi – to Yongdeng

Day 55: “Lamb?…” – Turpan, China

Day 57 – 58: “Alexei the Giant…” – Urumqi

Day 59: Sayram Lake & The Dzungarian Gate, China to Kazakhstan

Day 60: “Equine Dining” – Almaty, Kazakhstan

Day 64: “Orgies and puppies…” – Korday, Kazakhstan

Day 65 – A night in the bowels of a brothel – Taraz

Day 68: “Michael the Great Mouse Detective…” – to Aqtobe

Day 69 – House arrest – “Shotgun Aslan”- Aqtobe, Kazakhstan

Day 72-76: “Death to Britain!” – Aktau, Kazakhstan

Day 77: “Dam you Kitler…” – Kazakhstan Immigration

Day 79: “Rich Tea with Mama…” – Baku, Azerbaijan

Day 80: Murderous thoughts – Baku to Georgia

Searching for a tamada in Tbilisi, Georgia

Day 85: Putting the Tea in Turkey – Rize

Day 88: Fugitives – Kavala

Day 90: Saved by the BBC – Nea Peramos, East Macedonia, Greece

Day 91: The power of Bougatsa in Thessaloniki

Day 92: Badass Albanians – Durrës, Albania

Day 93: to Candela, one of Italy’s ghost towns

Day 95: to Bellinzona, Switzerland

Day 97: Angel’s advice – Lucerene, Switzerland

Day 98: Monsters! Basel, Switzerland

Day 99: Storks and Scum – Strasbourg, France

Day 99: Stinging Pain and Emotional Restlessness – Luxembourg

Day 100: Stuck in Belgium

Day 101: The final journey